Why are You Bitter and Short with Us.
We did not Cause Your Ailment.
We did not Give You Our Explicit Consent to Get Pregnant (knocked-up).
We did not Urge You To Get an Abortion.
We did not Sit With You at Your First “Meth” Party.
We Never Forced Those Pills Down Your Throat.
We did not tell you to Drink that Much.
We did not Cause you to Be A Bum or to Be Homeless.
We did not Diagnose You with Cancer, Your own body Decided to Diagnose You with Cancer.
We did not Take Your Loved One(s) to the Next Place.
We did not Have a Bad Sexual Experience With You Last Night,
SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEING SO NASTY, IGNORANT, INHUMANE AND DOWN RIGHT IMPATIENT TOWARD THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE ELECTED TO GIVE THEIR LIVES AND THEIR TIME TO COMFORT AND PROTECT YOU IN YOUR TIME(S) OF NEED?
WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU THROUGH THE PAIN AND SUFFERING.
LISTEN TO WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY FIRST AND THEN YOU CAN PROVIDE A REBUTTAL.
WE REQUIRE CLEAR AND CONCISE COMMUNICATION BETWEEN US TO ENSURE THE MOST EFFECTIVE COURSE OF TREATMENT, BUT WHEN YOU FIGHT US AT EVERY TURN, IT WILL ONLY BE TO YOUR DISADVANTAGE (NOT THAT YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH ANYWAY) .
WE ARE NOT YOUR COOKS NOR YOUR CHEFS, GETTING YOU FOOD IS THE FURTHEST THING FROM OUR MIND(S).
WE MAY HAVE JUST PUT OUR HANDS ON A HEART THAT DECIDED TO STOP BEATING— HAVE SOME CONSIDERATION BEFORE YOU START BARKING DEMANDS.
WHY ARE YOU NOT CAPABLE OF WAITING TO BE SEEN?
EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS THAT THE WAIT TIMES IN AMERICA ARE NOT THE GREATEST, BUT TO ACT FOOLISH AND IGNORANT BECAUSE OF IT IS NO EXCUSE FOR YOUR DANGEROUS AND ERRATIC BEHAVIORS AND ATTITUDES.
WE DO NOT NEED IT NOR DESERVE IT.
SO SHUT-UP AND WAIT OR DON’T COME.
RESPECT HEALTHCARE AND THE NOBLE EMPLOYEES WHO GENUINELY CARE (ONLY THE GOOD ONES, THE OTHERS WHO STEAL OUR TINY RAISES CAN GO TO THAT OTHER PLACE; QUICKLY, PLEASE, GO NOW— YOU ARE USELESS AND TAKING UP THE SPOT OF A MUCH MORE EXEMPLARY EMPLOYEE.).
BASICALLY, EVERY ONE JUST NEEDS TO STOP!
NOW UTILIZE SOME PATIENT PATIENCE.